2026 Endless Mountains AR: The Southshires
22 June 2026
Six months of training instead of six weeks, three teammates instead of four, and a shin injury 30 hours in that should have ended our race the way it ended Jason's. Instead we picked up a stranger named Steve at TA5, rebranded ourselves "Northern Chaos," and spent the last three days proving that finishing has never really been about who you started with. 326 miles, two musket blasts off Mount Defiance, one tetanus shot accidentally billed to my teammate's wife, and a finish that never showed up on the scoreboard but still put us inside the top ten.